Chain Story

In the land of jelly beans there was a man named Ronald McDonald. He ate gum drops and gummy worms everyday even though he was supposed to be on a diet. You see Ronald was a very fat man everyday he told himself he wanted to loose weight, but he just gained more and more. So one day he said " I'm done I need to loose weight!" Then he went to McDonald's and had a big mac and a small fries and a hamburger instead of two big macs and large french fries and a hamburger. He started to get thinner, but got sick because of his change of diet. Soon he got so thin he evaporated and became air. But then he got apple dippers so he would be more healthy,  he gained his body back then lost it all and became a microscopic person. You could not see him with the naked eye, he was unhappy with his body and tried to gain weight. He ate everything he used too to gain weight, then his girlfriend gave him a potion and he shrank again. Then she ate him, he never thought she was a cannibal, he never saw it coming.